Trying this to cheer up

Rules:
1. Choose 10 of your OCs, or friends if you don't have that many. (NO READING THE QUESTIONS AT THIS STAGE)
2. Read the little blurb.
3. Answer the questions below.
4. Tag 3 people.

My 10 Characters:
1. Raidho Shezamne (he's an explorer and wanders the lands of kryta investigating the past and searching for elves for he seems to be the last one)
2. Ofelia Waterlily (she's a priestess and a proud member of the Royal Apothecary Society, she died with her fianceé Akoteb during the Culling of Stratholme and awake as a Forsaken at the sevice of the Banshee Queen Lady Sylvanas Windrunner)
3. Elathuria Dolmenbearer (she's a tauren druid, travels with Akoteb keeping an eye on him for her step mother Ofelia who's way too busy healing the horde soldiers and the vanguard fighting against the evergrowing army of the Lich King, Arthas)
4. Raine Queen Of Pain (she's a warrior, she woke up one day after a battle against the Charr and lost her memory, she wears a neck with two rings chained toghether. After that he met Orin Bir Claw, an old warrior, she asked him to train her and became his student)
5. Kurenai Inari (she's a monk, priestess of Grenth, she fights the demons coming from the Fissure)
6. Elleboro Steelarrow (he's a hunter, he recently moved to Howling Fjord with his wolf, Eyes in the Night.)
7. Rhodiel Flamekeeper (she's a bloodelf mage who fell in love with a tauren and managed to escape her parents' control and joined Elathuria and Jorgun who are in travel to Northrend, to find his loved Aleb the druid)
8. Notte (she's a nightelf priestess of Elune who was corrupted by her own thirst for power and killed her sisters in the temple. She can't return Darnassus so joined a mercenary guild for a while then left them and went to Northrend with her friend Bernir, another nightelf exiled from Darnassus for not known reason. Maybe the northern wastes will lead her to new and powerful magic...)
9. Viral (he is a death Knight, he served Arthas but since he met a friend and was obliged to execute him, he remembered his past and broke the chains the lich king put on him. He returned to the Undercity and joined the forces of the Horde because he cannot but fight. He found out that the only two he knew in life that are still "alive" are his brother, Akoteb and his girlfriend Ofelia.
10. Lucièn (she's a young draenei paladin. She didn't come from the space but was born in Azeroth and grew up with humans children, she'd give her life to the king but feels that there's a dark spot in her heart that the holy light of her teachings cannot cleanse...)

Your OCs move into your neighborhood in late August.
When you realize this you also notice that you've all signed up for the same school and take the same bus.

The 90% of them is way too old to go to school, Ofelia and the elves passed the 100th birthday long long time ago!

With this, answer the following:

Number 1 (Raidho) comes over to share the news. Your reaction:
Omg. It's like being a sheep living with a pack of wolves. ç_ç
I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Number 2 (Raidho) calls and asks if you wanna walk to the bus stop together. You say:
Sure, and tomorrow too, and the day after tomorrow till the end of my days *_* (he's so freaking hot! god this is the best day in my life! Green eyes, long dark hair, greek statue's body...he's perfect except for the pointy ears ._.)

Number 3's (Elathuria) locker is right next to yours. Is this okay?
*looks at the huge tauren*
*elathuria smashes the lock for she can't open with her 3 fingers-hand*
Hi there! You'll be my best friend!
Is that because I'm big and strong and will protect you from anyone in exchange for a little attention and sweets?
Errr.... yes?
DEAL!!!

Number 4 (Raine) and Number 7 (Rhodiel) are in almost all the same classes. Will this end well?
Rhodiel is from a noble family, bookworm, and has 10+ in every subject on the earth. Raine can barely read and write and enjoys drawing embarassing porn pictures of the teacher with crayons.
What do you think?

Number 10 (Lucièn) asks Number 6 (Elleboro) out. Where will they go and what will they do?
Don't know how she could ask him out for she doesn't speak his language, but! Let's imagine she managed to make him understand. They have to meet in a very hidden place if they want to stay alone without any alliance or horde member trying to kill one of them. She'd probably choose the Wetlands, a little far for Elleboro, but he puts on his Aspect of the Pack and run there accompanied by his wolf. He picked up some flowers for her on the way (herbalism ftw!). The wolf looks at her hooves and horns and thinks she's a goat and tries to eat her. Elleboro: "NO! bad wolf! bad wolf!", and sents him away. They're finally alone. They talk of different topics pretending to understand each other smiling and nodding, which should go like this:
"Hi there, what a wonderful day, isn't it?"
"Oh yea, I do enjoy skinning things"
"Have you done anything interesting lately? I burned an heretic this morning, my companion crusaders are making soap with his dust this very moment ^_^"
"Amazing, you're half goat! Can we sleep together so I can milk you in the morning and have breakfast in bed?"
"Sure! I'd love to meet Arthas and tell him 'you failed all the way long baby' and he did."
"kek"
"bur"

Number 5 (Kurenai), Number 8 (Notte) and Number 9 (Viral) will form a club. What will it be?
A corrupted priestess, another one wrapped in bloody-stained clothes who enjoys fighting demons and an ex-soldier of the Scourge. This is goin to be bad!!! First they'd state that you can't join the club if you haven't at least murdered your father. An orphan is fine as well. The name would be something like "Necromance" (necro=death + romance, love). They'd put on some music, Danzig maybe, and sacrifice someone on a rock altar trying to summon forces from the underworld. Then have some snacks while talking about a random topic, probably Viral would just cannibalize the corpse on the table. Nothing goes wasted. They're favourite topic is recycle XD

You all meet after class to exchange phone numbers and email addresses. You give yours to Number 2 (Ofelia), will they call or message you?
Of course not. She'd probably send me a messenger (telling me to kill him at the end of the message for our safety) and her letter would say something like "Greeting my little fleshy-friend. I found this strange object. It makes strange sounds and sometimes lights up. I think it can be a goblin-engineering thing, but can't manage to find out what it can be used for. Yours sincerly, O. Waterlily" She sent me her mobile with the letter. I think I'd kill the messenger (after he told me where Ofelia is of course) and I'd meet her and try to teach her how to use it. Once learned I bet she goes crazy and start sending sms all the time! Even to Thrall. (he's really pissed, she sent him a new ringtone while he was in meeting with some shamans...)

You see Number 5 (Kurenai) and Number 7 (Rhodiel) hugging as they walk out of school. What does this mean?
Don't think that would happen.
Kurenai:"Hug me! I need love!" T_T
Rhodiel: /no /no "I don't think so. Not going to happen. You're covered in blood, you'd ruin my dress. It costs 15k gold"
"Is that epic? "
"Nope. It's just a rare skin. Bought it at the AH. It gives me +3 spi"
"..."

Number 10 (Lucièn) throws a party, will number 3 (Elathuria) come?
Probably not, but if Elleboro goes maybe she would follow. I think they can be friends, they're similar, Elathuria is just a little less obsessed with god and all the fanatic's stuff. After many drinks they probably end up talking about hooves.
"Dear, your hooves are so shiny! What do you use to polish them like that?"
"hehehe it's a secret, but I may tell you... psssst *whispers* I grind infedels and gnomes to make oil!"
"Awesome!"

You attend Number 10's (Lucièn) party and see Number 6 (Elleboro) sitting in a chair, away from everyone. Why?
He's way too drunk to walk on his feet and he's enjoying some sort of alchool hallucinations

Number 8's (Notte) house burns down, will Number 1 (Raidho) let them stay at theirs?
First of all if something burns is that because SHE set it on fire. Second Raidho don't have a house, he never stays in the same place for more than a couple of days. He'd probably seduce her and they'd both sleep in a tavern and he'd leave at dawn. She'd get very very angry, you shouldn't see her when she's in the mood for murder... Scary... She'd chase him and the moment she founds him...
"YOU SHORT ELF IN EVERY POSSIBLE OFFENSIVE WAY! MELT FACE!"
*casts Shadow Word: Death!*
*Raidho falls on the ground*
"ARGH! You're a priest damnit! You shouldn't cast offensive spells! Aren't you supposed to heal and cure disease??"
*Notte grins* "Life is the Disease. I am the cure." (cit.)

Number 5 (Kurenai) moves away, will Number 10 (Lucièn) cry?
Of course she would! Lucièn joined the club and made a long list of funny rules that followers must obey to. Like "Infedels must be slayed. If that guy isn't an infedel but really pissed you off, raise yourself at the rank "god" than kill him if he doesn't accept you as his new divinity and ruler. No wait, just kill him." Yep yep, they sure had good times together with the tequila too.

Hope you like this bunch of ...whatever. Took me the whole morning. Biology will wait I can study it later... maybe.
Let's see if will do this better! Yeah baby, you're tagged
By the way I'm working on 's WoW meme and I'll soon upload it!

And if you're asking: No, I don't need to "get a life". I'm a gamer, I have LOTS of lives!!!